Devotions on Bible

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Quotations on Bible

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they're cramming for their final exam.
- George Carlin
*** Most people are bothered by those passages of Scripture they do not understand, but the passages that bother me are those I do understand.
- Mark Twain
*** To say nothing of its holiness or authority, the Bible contains more specimens of genius and taste than any other volume in existence.
- Walter S. Landor
*** All human discoveries seem to be made only for the purpose of confirming more and more strongly the truths that come on high and are contained in the sacred writings.
- John F. Herschel
*** The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people.
- Gilbert K. Chesterton
*** That book [Bible], sir, is the rock on which our republic rests.
- Andrew Jackson
*** The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker
- Carroll O'Connor
*** It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth after they inherit it.
- Kin Hubbard
*** More people are troubled by what is plain in Scripture than by what is obscure.
- Roy L. Smith
*** If God had been a liberal, we wouldn't have had the Ten Commandments�we'd have the Ten Suggestions.
- Sir Malcolm Bradbury
*** My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for 40 years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions.
- Elayne Boosler
*** Why do they put the Gideon bibles only in the bedrooms, where it's usually too late?
- Christopher Morley
*** The Bible and several other self help or enlightenment books cite the Seven Deadly Sins. They are: pride, greed, lust, envy, wrath, sloth, and gluttony. That pretty much covers everything that we do, that is sinful... or fun for that matter.
- Dave Mustaine
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