Devotions on Dog

Dogs Can Teach
Things We Can Learn From A Dog

Quotations on Dog

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
- Jeff Valdez
*** Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.
- Mary Bly
*** Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.
- Anonymous
*** The more I know about men the more I like dogs.
- Gloria Allred
*** If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a man and a dog.
- Mark Twain
*** My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.
- Rita Rudner
*** Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man.
- Andre Segovia
*** The more I see of men, the more I admire dogs.
- Jeanne-Marie Roland
*** A Canadian psychologist is selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog's IQ. Here's how it works: if you spend $12.99 for the video, your dog is smarter than you.
- Jay Leno
*** A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.'
- Tommy Cooper
*** We are alone, absolutely alone on this chance planet: and, amid all the forms of life that surround us, not one, excepting the dog, has made an alliance with us.
- Maurice Maeterlinck
*** I bought a dog the other day...I named him Stay. It's fun to call him...'Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!' He went insane. Now he just ignores me and keeps typing. He's an East German Shepherd.
- Steven Wright
*** A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.
- Robert Benchley
*** You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, "My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!
- Dave Barry
*** A dog is not intelligent. Never trust an animal that's surprised by its own farts.
- Frank Skinner
*** I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves. -- A Madmans Diary (1895)
- August Strindberg
*** The dog was created specially for children. He is the god of frolic.
- Henry Ward Beecher
*** Every dog is allowed one bite, but a different view is taken of a dog that goes on biting all the time.
- Harold Wilson
*** If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
- Andy Rooney
*** The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
- Andy Rooney
*** Asthma doesn't seem to bother me any more unless I'm around cigars or dogs. The thing that would bother me most would be a dog smoking a cigar.
- Steve Allen
*** When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.
- Edward Abbey
*** It is not an easy thing to inflate a dog.
- Edward Abbey
*** In the dog-eat-dog economy, the Doberman is boss.
- Edward Abbey
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