Devotions on Mother

A Special Teacher
Child's Explanation of God
I'm so sorry
Jesus' Footsteps
Paid In Full
Parable of Motherhood

Quotations on Mother

The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing.
- Kin Hubbard
*** You can fool all of the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time, but you Can't Fool Mom.
- Captain Penny's Law
*** And it came to me, and I knew what I had to have before my soul would rest. I wanted to belong - to belong to my mother. And in return - I wanted my mother to belong to me.
- Gloria Vanderbilt
*** Only mothers can think of the future-because they give birth to it in their children.
- Maxim Gorky
*** Most mothers are instinctive philosophers.
- Harriet Beecher Stowe
*** Biology is the least of what makes someone a mother.
- Oprah Winfrey
*** I thought she'd [her mother] offer me some sympathy. Instead, she said, 'Don't you ever call me crying again! You wanted to be in this business, so you better toughen up!' And I did.
- Jennifer Lopez
*** Some are kissing mothers and some are scolding mothers, but it is love just the same, and most mothers kiss and scold together.
- Pearl S. Buck
*** My mother tried to kill me when I was a baby. She denied it. She said she thought the plastic bag would keep me fresh.
- Bob Monkhouse
*** When motherhood becomes the fruit of a deep yearning, not the result of ignorance or accident, its children will become the foundation of a new race.
- Margaret Sanger
*** My mom was a garage sale person, save money. Come on in to the garage sale, you might find a shirt. She'd get in that garage sale and point stuff out to you. There's a good fork for a nickel. Yeah, that's beautiful. It's a little high. If it were three cents I'd snap it up.
- Louie Anderson
*** There's a lot more to being a woman than being a mother, but there's a hell of a lot more to being a mother than most people suspect.
- Roseanne Barr
*** Know how to do anything - I�m a mom.
- Roseanne Barr
*** If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?
- Milton Berle
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Children Devotions [39]
Christian Devotions [2]
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Companionship Devotions [1]
Complaint Devotions [1]
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Faith Devotions [22]
Father Devotions [7]
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Forgiving Devotions [9]
Freedom Devotions [1]
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Giving Devotions [17]
Glamour Devotions [1]
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Women Devotions [3]
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Worry Devotions [1]

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